Hong Kong and Macau!

Yerp this week i went to hong kong and macau!

at airport jas so nice called me ! LOLS and i was so excited to go!! because i haven't been out of the country for like say .. 9 years? since 99. So yeah!

Anyways our plane became delayed!! omg i was like omg =.=

I dislike qantas! the seats were really uncomfy and the meals were gross and small. I was left starving!!

Anyways we finally got there like an hour late! then we couldn't find our uncle because my mother hasn't seen him in over 10 years and like .. she couldn't recognize him! I WAS LIKE OMG MOTHER!! then we spent an hour running around hong kong airport. We also tried calling but it wouldn't work because their phones were on the macau network and it doesn't work. So yes it was a frustrating hour. Then when we went to the payphone for one last time .. he was at the payphone and it was like a happy, shouting reunion of "I COULDN"T RECOGNIZE YOU OMG! UR SO SKINNY NOW! :O:O!" "WHERE WERE U ? OMG SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING! I TOLD U TO COME LATER!" lols and i just stood around awkwardly like yeahh ... LOL!

Then we went and caught the hong kong trains to get to some port to take a boat to macau. Hong kong trains are wayy more advanced than the australian rail network. It is suicide proof, silent, non-shaky and fast! like ZOOOOM. The like ... train area is blocked off with doors. and the train doors match up to those doors on the platform and the gap between the train and platform is like 3-4cm. You'd have to be beyond anorexic to fall into it! so yeah people can't jump onto the trains to suicide because its blocked off with like clear plastic glass or plastic? and only opens when the train stops and the train doors open. It is quite a complex system! that is FANTASTIC!!!

they also got this OCTOPUS card system. LOL i was watching a documentary on it! on their tv. And yeahh they top up this card they have ... and like to pay for stuff like trains and such and whatever leisure activities, buses .. ANYTHING!!! they just use the octopus card and beep it like our t-card bus system things! its so easy O_O! im amazed! LOl

Anyways i got abit seasick on the boatride. Btw its not this little dingy boat that we must row ourselves. Its like those nice looking tinted windows ferry boats at circular quay. Its ADVANCED! LOLS. I got abit seasick and i was tired so i fell asleep! and woke up and we were at macau. First we went to another uncles place and like my cousin came down and i had no prerecognition of his existence! hahas he is the second child and they call him "AHH THREE" LOL in chinese. So im confused. hahaha i always thought he was the third one thats why they called him that BUT I WAS WRONG!! LOLS

Anyways apparently he used to be really ugly and has become the best looking because they were all like "LOOK AT HIM! HE IS THE HANDSOMEST" and mother was like ":O! HE IS!" lmaos. And then they looked at me and they were "OMG! SHES SO TALL AND PRETTY NOW!! last time she came she was small, runty and dark and ugly" LOLOL!! Then they were comparing me against the cousin thats getting married saying i could be prettier than her. LIES! When i firs tsw her she had her hair full tied up and it was like okay ... then after her wedding she got a haircut and straightened and now shes :O!!! SMOKING! LOLS. So i am no competition! and shes still taller than me! by abit now hhas. Did i mention shes old? shes 28!! :OOO i thought she was like 24 or something. hahas

Anyways! next day was the wedding and that was an interesting wedding. See my cousin didn't know i was coming or else i'd be like .. first bridesmaid and wear the whole dress n stuff! but since she didn't she had to choose her ... fiance/husband's sister instead. LOL

As i bridesmaid i didn't need to do much but wear a flower on my arm and torture the husband before he came in. LOL. So yes we were at uncles house and yeahh he came at 11 on the dot! like he said lOL!
and before coming in we had to make him do stuff! we shook coke up and made them drink it and yeah the coke didn't explode much! SHAME ON THE COKE! it just like went all over the floor LMAO! then we made them eat extremely creamed cake. 50 push ups! which he couldn't do ... he had to seek help from his best men. Then we made him wear a bra, nappy, drink from baby bottle and kiss one of his bestmen! HAHA howver most he made his bestmen do! SHAME!! LOLs

then they had to pay the bridesmaids. And we all got $250 each which is apparently good LOL. and yeah we let them in and then he had to read this vowelly things in front of her bedroom door lmao! then she came out and they were married! aww she looked so cute because she was all giggly! LMAO!

Then we went around Macau to all the sights and stuff and photos photos photos! LOLS

Then at night was this dinner and it was like a bloody 10 course meal! i didn't eat everything because my stomach couldn't fit it and i was SOO INCREDIBLY TIRED! and the parents were drunk and that was just weird. Because they were all slurring and out of it! SHAME ON THEM! LOLs. And the dinner was on in this restraunt that spins around.

Yerp then the day after that we went to one of the casinos. The new one THE VENETIAN! and omg they had this area where its like outside. They had a fake sky and river and stuff! and it was SO COOL!!! i was SOO AMUSED! and we took photos n stuff mhmm! AWESOME.

Then days after that were filled with shopping until friday we went back to hong kong to visit motheres family friends and catch flight on sunday morning. Anyways it was BORING. It was only fun in Macau with family! WOO GO FAMILY!
i bought alot of stuff in macau!.

Lets list!
Mp4, green ARNOLD PALMER jacket, adidas shoes, formal shoes, formal bag, superlove t-shirt, superlove long sleeve jumper thingo, some random asian shirts, watch, mini external hardrive and umm i think thats it? i got a haircut too! HAHAS OH YEAH AND NEW GLASSES>
hahahs
wooo

Also my cousins had some of my baby photos! so i shall show!


mother said i was an ugly baby and DAMN I WAS. Guess which one i am?
IM THE ONE BEING HELD BY MY COUSIN (who just got married) the one with the extremely tiny eyes and tiny nose and tiny mouth on this fat round head!
and and ! isnt the one eating at the bottom so cute looking? HAHAS aww


LMAO@ME NOW i look like an idiot smiling toothlessly! HAHAS
and AHH THREE is behind me lOLOL!


this is their doggie!


THIS IS THE VIEW FROM THEIR APARTMENT!! O_O


and more! unedited this one!


on the plane home! had window seat!
THESE CLOUDS! dont u just wanna eat them?


woo


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woo!


damn luscious clouds!


lol


nice view yes?


mhmmm


random fire thing o_O


so much pollution!


me and cousins! (notice they are all males!!) lols and the girl cousin she was getting makeup done cuz yeah getting married that day. The one at the top used to be the CUTE LITTLE EATING BOY in the first pic LOL!! and next to me is AHH THREEE LOL!! can u tell who is who?


aww


look@MYCOUSIN O_O!


i really like this photo!


lols newlyweds!


they randomly had to walk under this red umbrella .... i dont understand the tradition haha



THE FAKE SKY! LOL in casino.. however the lights are real haha! duh

macau's main tourist destination haha


MACCAS!! HAHA


more fake sky n such



see! even a river thing with this singing guy in a boat that u can ride on haha

family tourist shot! HAHAS


what is that? 7-ELEVEN?! HAHAS

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