Narnia = Shrek + 300 + Lord of the Rings + Harry Potter + Pirates of the Carribbean + Lame attempt at Romantic film

Yes so i watched Narnia and it wast totally not narnia.

I WILL GIVE A THOROUGH WARNING!!
THERE WILL BE SPOILERS FROM THIS POINT ON! im going to be talking in exact detail about many scenes from narnia. so if you haven't seen it and wish to see it i suggest you don't read on because it will ruin it for u. Anyways i'll indicate where the spoiler ends with red text =D

So yes i went in there expecting what Narnia is which is a serious movie. LOL
The first scene was soooo ripped off harry potter! when they are on the train platform waiting for the train then suddenly a mysterious wooshes past which no one else can see. In my head i just thought, wow are they going to go visit the hogwarts castle now? LOL! but yeah it jets them off to narnia.

Which was a beach!! the beach resembled that of the beach from Pirates 2 dead mans chest. So did the surrounding bushland! i was like omg this is sooo pirates! LOLs

Then it became all traditional narnia, looking for people, fighting and discussing about conquering the baddies. Oh and ofcourse talking animals and centaurs.

Then during one of the fight scenes this TINY CUTE MOUSE defeats all these henchmen people! it was sooo cute! and had a striking resemblance to puss in boots from shrek! it even had that hat with a feather on it! however no boots, then again its a mouse not a cat. LOl

Then from then it on it started to take on a comedic approach and many times i found myself laughing like no tomorrow.

Especially when they attempted a romance between prince caspian and the eldest narnian queen girl person. While her and her little sister were about to ride to god knows where, its narnia just a giant bushland. Well prince caspian was about to give her her horn back. And she was like "Why don't you hold on to it - you might need to call me again." it was soooo lame!!! and so hilarious! especially afterwards when they rode off her sister was like "you might need to call me again?" in this sarcastic tone that noted its lameness. Then at the end they have this dramatic kiss, for no apparent reason! as they have only really talked to each other twice! and there was totally nothing between them. So it was unnecessary in my eyes and in many other peoples eyes. LOl. They should've just hugged and yeah go back to their own lands.

Ohmy i forgot to say that Prince caspians philosopher teacher dude looked like santa claus!! and i thought they killed him off in the start and in my head i went "so thats why santa claus doesn't exist". But yeah he lived yet we still have no santa claus!!

Yes then there was the one on one fight against king peter and king miraz. King miraz already had a striking resemblance to the main character in 300 but it had not become so apparent until they had their duel. During that whole duel i was just waiting for king miraz to yell "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!" but alas he did not, as it was narnia, not sparta.

Also when the trees came alive and started fighting the baddies. That is classic lord of the rings! seriously, what would you do without the trees! in both movies the trees were the saviors in their time of need! i think this sends out a subliminal message, to love the trees as one day they may save your life. lOL! they provide us with air anyways, so i think thats good enough excuse not to kill them off.

But yes it was quite a hilarious movie! i kept laughing and laughing.
It was good but not in the way i thought it would be hmm.

OKAY
SPOILERS END

Anyways i shall show photos of my lovely laptop =D!

the nice designs on top


yay! nice nice


so reflective ya see! its like a mirror omg


nice designs here too! wooo lols


Also hodobro and trishy came over yday! and we had alot of fun! LOLS
despite how boring my house can be!
also ate so much, i feel the fats!!! the fats! omg haha

anyways im tired from blogging now!

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